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[Monday, Jul. 9th, 2007|10:17 pm]
The richest girl in town.
[current mental state |the last thing i need]

Anyone want a dog? I'll throw in the cat for free.
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-07-10 05:54 am (UTC)

Pack Leader...

poor puppy ! she's only concerned for her pack leader.
dogs like regular schedules.when life gets goofy , so do they.
and let's face it ....you NEVER feed her..!!



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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2007-07-10 06:52 am (UTC)

Re: Pack Leader...

I'll feed her... to a LION.
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[User Picture]From: liquid_siftings
2007-07-10 06:05 am (UTC)
bwah ha ha!!

What evil hath the beasties wrought?
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2007-07-10 06:28 am (UTC)
Tomorrow we're going to the vet for anti-anxiety meds.
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[User Picture]From: vicious_wench
2007-07-10 06:25 am (UTC)
was there a sweet potato involved?
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2007-07-10 06:28 am (UTC)
Nope. More attacks on the window treatments, though. And the doors. And the doorjambs.

She makes me full of hate sometimes.
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[User Picture]From: vertexnormal
2007-07-10 06:20 pm (UTC)
creature of woe!
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2007-07-10 06:50 pm (UTC)
Perhaps I will start throwing sweet potatoes at her.
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[User Picture]From: kraquehaus
2007-07-10 06:47 am (UTC)


Juuuusttttt for you!
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2007-07-10 06:51 am (UTC)
I HATE YOU, T.BIAS
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[User Picture]From: kraquehaus
2007-07-10 06:54 am (UTC)
Now you have been infected and you want to learn bass clarinet!
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2007-07-10 06:57 am (UTC)
I'll stick to strings, thanks. They make garrotting so much easier.
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[User Picture]From: kraquehaus
2007-07-10 07:00 am (UTC)
Can you turn the hate down a little? I can't hear the strings...
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[User Picture]From: ksea
2007-07-10 08:03 am (UTC)
Hmmmm. It depends.

Really, it's all about what it comes with - and how it's prepared.

Are we talking delicious dipping sauces? That sounds yummy. I've always been a fan of dipped dawggy...
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2007-07-10 06:49 pm (UTC)
We could try grilling her.
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[User Picture]From: ksea
2007-07-10 06:59 pm (UTC)
Like with the single bare lightbulb, all old-school detective like?

Alllllright, Java the Mutt - if that IS your real name - where were you on the night of whenever you unquestionably tore up the window stuff?

AHA! So, it WAS you! You were there, tearing up the window stuf on the night the window stuff was torn up! Thaaaaaats it, hot-dog - your buns are TOASTED!
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