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Burr-lesque. [Tuesday, May. 20th, 2008|11:25 pm]
The richest girl in town.
So.

Let's just say I were performing at a burlesque show. What's a good stage name for me?
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[User Picture]From: lilmissnever
2008-05-21 06:27 am (UTC)
Shamika.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-05-21 06:54 am (UTC)
You win. Please come to the counter to receive your prize.
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[User Picture]From: black_pearl_10
2008-05-21 03:00 pm (UTC)
(chokes on tea from laughing)

Chat Noir
Bessie Blue
Lola Ali
Josephine Smacker (okay that one's more derby)
Mama Java :)

Edited at 2008-05-21 03:01 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-05-22 06:51 am (UTC)
Mama Java.... Hmm.
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[User Picture]From: whittles
2008-05-22 09:00 am (UTC)
I like that one lots.
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[User Picture]From: roughandtumble
2008-05-21 04:14 pm (UTC)
This was my first thought.

Oh dear lord. 8)
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[User Picture]From: uke
2008-05-22 04:56 am (UTC)
Still laughing
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[User Picture]From: structurefall
2008-05-21 06:34 am (UTC)
Jim Sweeney.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-05-21 06:55 am (UTC)
Phhhhbbbbt!
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[User Picture]From: tuckova
2008-05-21 07:11 am (UTC)
Taffy Dreadful.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-05-21 07:13 am (UTC)
Penny Dreadful's not bad....
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[User Picture]From: tuckova
2008-05-21 11:42 am (UTC)
My intention with taffy was because it can be made with salt water (like tears) and because it looks like a sweet confection but it actually takes a lot of processing before you "get" it. And because it can be stretched super far but it is not unbreakable, though it is certainly not fragile. Also it travels well.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-05-21 07:14 am (UTC)
Though I may shave my head sometime in the near future.
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[User Picture]From: chromebishop
2008-05-21 08:11 am (UTC)
ooh, really? your hair is beautiful...
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[User Picture]From: tuckova
2008-05-21 11:43 am (UTC)
That is very difficult for me to hear because although I am a big fan of the shaved head for sure and I think you would look great, I also think your hair is pretty awesome the way it is: your face seems unrestricted by it but your hair also has a lot of expression.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-05-22 06:52 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA
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[User Picture]From: theaggregator
2008-05-21 09:44 am (UTC)
Stompy McKickass?
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[User Picture]From: roughandtumble
2008-05-21 04:19 pm (UTC)
How about Rusty Wank or some such thing?

;)
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[User Picture]From: liquid_siftings
2008-05-21 04:53 pm (UTC)
Harold Bloom?
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[User Picture]From: kraquehaus
2008-05-21 09:14 pm (UTC)
GRRRRRlesque
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-05-22 06:57 am (UTC)
I wonder if that's taken.
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[User Picture]From: kraquehaus
2008-05-22 07:07 am (UTC)
If it is you can easily just add or remove an R without anyone noticing.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-05-22 07:08 am (UTC)
It's taken.
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[User Picture]From: puffpiece
2008-05-22 01:15 am (UTC)
I feel like it should be both fancy and tough, so I choose "Lady Talon."
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-05-22 06:53 am (UTC)
Me likey.
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[User Picture]From: antietam
2008-05-22 05:02 am (UTC)

Brainstorm

Here's a few that have come to me since we talked of this:

Nippleoneous Breastus
Poo-poo Cha-cha
Tscheuss Tscheuss Seeya
Schnookie Cookie Crumbles
Tarzanna Copacabana
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[User Picture]From: kampachi
2008-05-22 09:00 pm (UTC)
Stabitha Hawtpants
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-05-22 09:14 pm (UTC)
I think we have a winner.
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