i don't even know what to say to such idiocy.
"Eat a bag of dicks" is working pretty well for me.
howabout "gargle brimstone hellcocks you puss-dripping-sack of double-smoked butt-jerky"? :)
I say we light his mustache on fire!
Actually, a bag of flaming dicks (or is that a flaming bag of dicks?), administered orally, would be the perfect ignition method :-)
Ya know, I saw a link to that article, and I thought, "Oh, this should be funny."
Then I clicked through and saw the byline, and I thought, "No, it won't."
It's a sad statement that anyone still takes this guy seriously.
There was a time when I respected him, and 20/20. Those days are past.
I sincerely hope that was a long, long time ago. Say, before 1997
Ohh, I never heard about that one. But there have been plenty of reasons to roll my eyes in his general direction in the 2000s.
John Stossel is a mental midget. He makes Geraldo look like Richard Feinman. I'd substitute the dicks for wombat shit dipped in ferret vomit, but then I'm a purist.
as an ex-young lord, geraldo has infinitely more street cred.
I like how the bulk of his article is just straight text with a heavy A BLACK GUY SAID IT SO THERE subtext. At least compose your own reactionary shit.
Or give equal time to the 10 other black authors who think Shelby Steele is a self-hating, tap-dancing apologist for white supremacy willing to sell out the rest of his folks to boost his reputation in white circles while bolstering his own sense of being the only deserving negro and a special snowflake to boot.
no, not at all. I thought you were spot on actually.
Of the many things you are, "too mean" is not one I'd ever list :-)
2008-09-19 02:16 am (UTC)
even shelby's own family thinks hes full of it
but that's a minor detail.
Look here, it makes it real hard for us when you people disagree, okay? So you just get together at your next community picnic,
get you some Shelby Steele learnins come to a consensus, and report back.
"What college are they even talking about?"
::giggles:: I was wondering that, too! We get to hear all about 'reverse discrimination' over here -- from the STUDENTS. Odd. Seems the faculty =try= to practice a more liberal outlook.
Edited at 2008-09-18 01:00 am (UTC)
agreed. i refuse to look at/listen to his shit. sorry, fightingwords
, but i'm not going to watch that crap.
*sticks fingers in ears* lalalalalalala!
john stossel is an idiot.
*sends self to corner*
I don't even need to read it to know that "John Stossel can eat a bag of dicks" is a Y/Y?" question.
An outstanding job of speaking power to truth.
Meh, I tried to play brevity and missed the mark. The word that should be in question is "job" because what I should have said was, "That article is an outstanding example of speaking power to truth."
Sometimes you just don't need a multi-paragraph essay. Sometimes "eat a dick" is the only response. :)
That guy doesn't even deserve to eat a single dick. Surely there's a vomit-covered moldy something-or-other out there just for him.