I would pay good money for video of the smackdown. I know "evidence" is bad but still.
I'm a little ashamed of how much I enjoyed myself luring this douchebag across the street from the club and then beating him WITH HIS OWN HAT for grabbing my friend's boob.
It's the part where you hit him with his hat that truly killed me.
It was like hitting a puppy with a rolled-up newspaper for whizzing on the rug. I punctuated each syllable of DON'T YOU EV-ER TOUCH AN-Y-ONE LIKE THAT A-GAIN with a smack of his fedora.
In retrospect, I should have kept the hat instead of kicking it into the gutter. It was a nice one.
Some fools just eager to get jumped in...
He's lucky I didn't run his head into a brick wall.
Educate the ignorant, beat the stupid.
TOTALLY *FICTIONAL* recreation now sent to Jim for fine-tuning! You shall likey :)
I am SO excited. And, yes, Howie must be part of the cast.
I got a SHOT bought by him for my efforts! Life is fine :)
However, I was just saying to Carrie: "They were right: the catharsis model for anger management DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK."
It doesn't always work, but I definitely felt better afterwards.
The timing was SO uncanny. It's really too bad you missed all the fun.
what's the word on that sketch?
Could maybe this have happened to a few audience members on Friday too? (cuz then I coulda joined in!!!)
I'm not a violent person. At ALL. Unless someone fucks with a friend. Then I get REAL punchy REAL quick.
I would have GLADLY thrown down with you all. >;D
I think the reason this guy got it so bad on Saturday was because we didn't find the guy on Friday night who was fucking with MelanieBlau.
I think we all need matching jackets with pink skulls and crossbones on 'em.
Fuck yeah! I'd wear it!
I REALLY wanted to kick that guy's ass Friday. Sooooooo badly.
At least that guy had the common sense to leave. This moron decided to hang around outside chatting up security like nothing was wrong. Douchebag.
oh I hope you got him guuuuuuud. >:D
That was a fine, fine moment. I was proud to see women backing each other up. I hope that the next time this genius decides that he wants to treat some stranger like a portable squeeze-toy, he is paralyzed by flashbacks of women telling him that IT IS NOT OKAY.
Seriously. If nothing else, he'll probably avoid the DNA like the plague since he's surely convinced it's full of krazy people. And he's not completely wrong. Nothing like such a blatant display of misogyny to trip my reptilian hindbrain.
HELL YES. girl gang for life.
Jackets. I swear, we need jackets.
I'm really sad I missed this. The rage-monkey in my brain loooooves to lose its mind on gropers.
The bloodlust was intense. He definitely took some hits for the douchebag who was groping Melanie the night before, but he deserved it. He should be happy he walked away with his genitals at all intact. (Though I did get a bony knee in.)
Dammit, I want to be in a girl gang.
Jackets! We need jackets!
I *definitely* want jackets.
Don't worry. You're safe. As long as you keep your hands to yourself. :)