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Life imitates art, and art returns the favor. [Tuesday, Oct. 21st, 2008|02:38 am]
The richest girl in town.
Lots of good burlesque this weekend. Friday's Oktoberfest show was lots of fun, of course, and the next night a bunch of us go-go'd at Spookshow A Go Go. (Calamity Lulu as Sigmund Freud? So disturbing. Alotta Boutte as a music box ballerina dancing to "Coin Operated Boy" with a vibrator? Hilarious. And I loved the Diamond Daggers, the praying mantis act, Sparkly's undead fan dance, and of course, Lady Satan's Sarah Palin number set to "Bikini Girls with Machine Guns." Brilliant.)

However, Saturday night, a young man learned the hard way that it isn't a good idea to treat women in nightclubs like human petting zoos.

It's really too bad that the lesson we taught him wasn't caught on video, "evidence" be damned, because the theme for next month's Hubba Hubba Revue?

GIRL GANG.
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[User Picture]From: sparkymonster
2008-10-21 01:29 pm (UTC)
I would pay good money for video of the smackdown. I know "evidence" is bad but still.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-10-21 11:02 pm (UTC)
I'm a little ashamed of how much I enjoyed myself luring this douchebag across the street from the club and then beating him WITH HIS OWN HAT for grabbing my friend's boob.
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[User Picture]From: elusis
2008-10-21 11:24 pm (UTC)
It's the part where you hit him with his hat that truly killed me.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-10-21 11:30 pm (UTC)
It was like hitting a puppy with a rolled-up newspaper for whizzing on the rug. I punctuated each syllable of DON'T YOU EV-ER TOUCH AN-Y-ONE LIKE THAT A-GAIN with a smack of his fedora.

In retrospect, I should have kept the hat instead of kicking it into the gutter. It was a nice one.
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[User Picture]From: yeloson
2008-10-21 03:35 pm (UTC)
Some fools just eager to get jumped in...
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-10-21 11:02 pm (UTC)
He's lucky I didn't run his head into a brick wall.
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[User Picture]From: yeloson
2008-10-21 11:10 pm (UTC)
Educate the ignorant, beat the stupid.
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[User Picture]From: rivetpepsquad
2008-10-21 03:41 pm (UTC)
TOTALLY *FICTIONAL* recreation now sent to Jim for fine-tuning! You shall likey :)
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-10-21 11:03 pm (UTC)
I am SO excited. And, yes, Howie must be part of the cast.
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[User Picture]From: rivetpepsquad
2008-10-21 11:05 pm (UTC)
[cheesy grin]

I got a SHOT bought by him for my efforts! Life is fine :)


However, I was just saying to Carrie: "They were right: the catharsis model for anger management DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK."
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-10-21 11:11 pm (UTC)
It doesn't always work, but I definitely felt better afterwards.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-10-21 11:03 pm (UTC)
The timing was SO uncanny. It's really too bad you missed all the fun.
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[User Picture]From: whittles
2008-11-06 06:02 pm (UTC)
what's the word on that sketch?
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[User Picture]From: bronicablue
2008-10-21 05:11 pm (UTC)
Could maybe this have happened to a few audience members on Friday too? (cuz then I coulda joined in!!!)

I'm not a violent person. At ALL. Unless someone fucks with a friend. Then I get REAL punchy REAL quick.

I would have GLADLY thrown down with you all. >;D
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-10-21 11:05 pm (UTC)
I think the reason this guy got it so bad on Saturday was because we didn't find the guy on Friday night who was fucking with MelanieBlau.

I think we all need matching jackets with pink skulls and crossbones on 'em.
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[User Picture]From: rivetpepsquad
2008-10-21 11:05 pm (UTC)
THIS.
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[User Picture]From: bronicablue
2008-10-21 11:28 pm (UTC)
Fuck yeah! I'd wear it!

I REALLY wanted to kick that guy's ass Friday. Sooooooo badly.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-10-21 11:32 pm (UTC)
At least that guy had the common sense to leave. This moron decided to hang around outside chatting up security like nothing was wrong. Douchebag.
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[User Picture]From: bronicablue
2008-10-22 12:42 am (UTC)
oh I hope you got him guuuuuuud. >:D
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[User Picture]From: raychoo
2008-10-21 05:14 pm (UTC)
I *heart* all of you.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-10-21 11:05 pm (UTC)
Hee!
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[User Picture]From: lilmissnever
2008-10-21 05:22 pm (UTC)

That was a fine, fine moment. I was proud to see women backing each other up. I hope that the next time this genius decides that he wants to treat some stranger like a portable squeeze-toy, he is paralyzed by flashbacks of women telling him that IT IS NOT OKAY.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-10-21 11:06 pm (UTC)
Seriously. If nothing else, he'll probably avoid the DNA like the plague since he's surely convinced it's full of krazy people. And he's not completely wrong. Nothing like such a blatant display of misogyny to trip my reptilian hindbrain.
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[User Picture]From: danger_mousekin
2008-10-21 06:52 pm (UTC)
HELL YES. girl gang for life.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-10-21 11:08 pm (UTC)
Jackets. I swear, we need jackets.
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[User Picture]From: elusis
2008-10-21 07:49 pm (UTC)
I'm really sad I missed this. The rage-monkey in my brain loooooves to lose its mind on gropers.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-10-21 11:08 pm (UTC)
The bloodlust was intense. He definitely took some hits for the douchebag who was groping Melanie the night before, but he deserved it. He should be happy he walked away with his genitals at all intact. (Though I did get a bony knee in.)
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[User Picture]From: elusis
2008-10-21 11:24 pm (UTC)
Dammit, I want to be in a girl gang.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-10-21 11:32 pm (UTC)
Jackets! We need jackets!
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[User Picture]From: elusis
2008-10-21 11:38 pm (UTC)
I *definitely* want jackets.
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[User Picture]From: mysterc
2008-10-22 05:36 am (UTC)
I'm skerrid.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-10-22 08:24 pm (UTC)
Don't worry. You're safe. As long as you keep your hands to yourself. :)
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