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2013-05-11T19:00:30Z

Fri, 18:21: I wanted to get a drink or go see Gatsby, but this amazing thunderstorm has convinced me to stay in, order pizza, and watch the playoffs.
Fri, 18:37: RT @thewayoftheid: Two Broke Girls got renewed, though. Because God hates us.
Fri, 18:49: RT @jbouie: New project: Commission study asking if whites are dumb, write a book, dare to people to challenge my edgy contrarianism.
Fri, 19:05: RT @ohmeags: "The First Amendment is where it is illegal for anyone to disagree with me, out loud." -- everyone in the United States
Fri, 20:21: RT @camharr: In case you didn't notice, I'm getting sick and tired of my gender being the afterthought, the exceptional-by-isolation, the i…
Fri, 20:21: RT @camharr: To hell with "strong female characters." I want weak ones, conflicted ones, strong ones, struggling ones, triumphant ones, MOR…
Fri, 20:21: RT @camharr: Having few female NPCs also means they shoulder the burden (consciously or not) of being "the woman," meaning less variability…
Fri, 20:22: RT @camharr: Even if you don't create a perfect 50/50 male/female breakdown, having few to no female NPCs tells me it's a man's world and I…
Fri, 20:25: RT @camharr: Pro-tip, developers: Women are more than 50% of the human race. It'd behoove you to have your game's NPC demographics nod towa…
Fri, 20:27: RT @silentkpants: As a feminist, I never read beauty & fashion magazines, because they never have any hot tips on what to do with all these…

Fri, 20:39: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: Thousands are lining up to see Baz Luhrmann's "The Bell Jar," what with its Jay-Z-produced soundtrack and 3-D oven …
Fri, 20:41: RT @FeministaJones: So what's up with this string of kids shooting their siblings in the face? Why are we giving children guns as gifts?
Fri, 21:38: Why hasn't anyone encased will.i .am in carbonite yet? Well?
Fri, 21:43: As proof of how rarely it happens, Java looks really worried when I cheer during a sportsball game (or even watch one, for that matter).

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2013-05-07T19:00:29Z

Mon, 14:24: Having a "what if...?" kind of day and appreciating it.

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2013-04-30T19:00:24Z

Mon, 21:29: Proof I'm ridiculous: I fall asleep thinking of Eliot conversing with Chaucer across the centuries. #whanthataprill #isthecruelestmonth
Tue, 09:48: My patience for gender shenanigans is now in the red.

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2013-04-29T19:00:22Z

Mon, 11:21: RT @_FloridaMan: Florida Man Tries To Kill Squirrel With Bullet Taped To BB Gun, Ends Up Hospitalized With Shrapnel Wounds | http://t.co/RM…
Mon, 11:22: RT @_FloridaMan: Police Find Two Alligators And 87 Marijuana Plants During Search Of Florida Man's Home | http://t.co/ARivO4WF0c
Mon, 11:23: RT @_Flor1daWoman: Florida Woman Accidentally Swallows $5,000 Diamond At Charity Event | http://t.co/5W2GeQMFI4

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2013-04-25T19:00:32Z

Thu, 11:46: Brunch and a half-day at work. So now I'm home on a chilly, overcast Thursday trying to find something worth watching on Netflix.

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2013-04-25T07:35:57Z

Wed, 12:40: Don't read the comments. Don't read the comments. Don't read the comments. Don't read the comments....

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2013-04-22T19:00:31Z

Sun, 22:03: Yesterday, I took a Thai cooking class. Today, I learned the restaurant where I first had Thai food in 1988 is closing. Bye, Pearl of Siam.

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2013-04-20T19:00:23Z

Fri, 12:53: RT @Ngongang: @geedee215 That whole family is out there off message....I bet they often call Uncle Ruslan a hater
Fri, 14:56: Police: Suspects Did Not Rob Convenience Store http://t.co/rGG380cRbN
Fri, 20:27: RT @wkamaubell: Why The Boston Bombing Suspect Hasn’t Been Read His Miranda Rights http://t.co/T2FhY6RlKb via @thinkprogress // This seems …
Fri, 22:44: RT @dshramek: Good bye, my dear lime friends. You can rest well knowing that your sacrifice wasn't in vain, because I feel great. #margarit…

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2013-04-19T19:08:30Z

Fri, 11:04: Anyone else wish Ruslan Tsarni would stop talking, or is that just me?
Fri, 11:07: RT @stopthatgirl7: #TMZReports that the suspect is from west Philadelphia, and on the playground is where he spent most of his days.
Fri, 11:08: RT @brokeymcpoverty: terror suspect described day of bombing as a good day; no barking from the dog, no smog, & mama cooked the breakfa…
Fri, 11:08: RT @brokeymcpoverty: new at @TMZ: terror suspects reportedly refused to knock the hustle. #tmzreports
Fri, 11:08: RT @brokeymcpoverty: CORRECTION: now hearing that suspects' mother allegedly told them to shine their lights on the world. working to conf…
Fri, 11:09: RT @singerboi3890: #TMZreports the bomber suspect put on for his city. On, on for his city. He put on.
Fri, 11:09: RT @therainebeaux: WORD. RT @DeeshaPhilyaw: This #TMZReports hashtag is so much laughing-to-keep-from-crying win
Fri, 11:09: RT @mattomic: "I heard it on CNN!" CNN: "I heard it on Reddit!" Reddit: "Police scanner!" Police: "We were mentioning a tweet!" Twitter: "I…
Fri, 11:23: RT @deluxvivens: MADAM RT @Karnythia: #tmzreports that suspect has music in his DNA.
Fri, 11:26: RT @FreedomReeves: Please understand that #TMZReports is a commentary on this post, and not an attempt to make light of tragedy. http://t.c…

Fri, 11:27: RT @stopthatgirl7: #TMZReports that the suspect's name is "Humpty," pronounced with an "umpty."
Fri, 11:27: RT @JShari06: @brokeymcpoverty #TMZReports asked if suspect was guilty...suspect responded with "bitch I might be"
Fri, 11:45: #TMZreports that suspect is sitting in his scraper, watchin' Oakland go wild, tadow.
Fri, 11:45: RT @kyssthis16: #TMZreports that the suspect held up in residence, claims "It's getting Hot in Herre" and advocates taking off all his clot…
Fri, 11:45: RT @Karnythia: #tmzreports that the suspect is a real G moving in silence like lasagna.
Fri, 11:54: RT @xaby_xo: #tmzreports suspect's birthdays was the worst days, now he sips champagne when he thirst-ay
Fri, 11:55: RT @desusnice: #TMZReports that suspect popped a molly, possibly sweating. UPDATE: Woooo
Fri, 11:55: RT @brokeymcpoverty: new at @TMZ: as kids, suspects reportedly liked to party, didn't cause trouble, didn't bother nobody. #tmzreports
Fri, 11:55: RT @thewayoftheid: #tmzreports that suspect wished he were taller. He also wished to be a baller, & wished to have a girl who looked go…
Fri, 11:58: RT @SwampBandit: #tmzreports Boston police have told Suspect #2 "just throw your hands in the airrrr, and wave em like you just don't care.…

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2013-04-17T19:00:42Z

Tue, 14:12: Language matters. If it's not something you feel the need to be careful about, perhaps you should use less of it. In other words, shut up.

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2013-04-16T19:00:39Z

Tue, 08:18: I've applied for four jobs with @twitter over the years. They never even talk to me. Just found out about another L10N position. Hmm.

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2013-04-12T19:00:26Z

Fri, 08:56: Look at the shoes I'm trying hard not to buy. Check out the Fleuvog Blanc: http://t.co/O6NbvAV8IA via @Fluevog

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2013-04-11T19:00:23Z

Wed, 18:48: I've started Chantix in an attempt to quit smoking. Since side effects include irritability and violent thoughts, it's a bad week to try me.
Wed, 22:30: RT @Pixelfish: Sometimes I really really hope genetics isn't destiny. I'm sure it's not but I worry a little.
Wed, 22:30: RT @Pixelfish: The mirror held up by one's parents is a sobering one. That is all.
Wed, 23:01: Okay, maybe the Chantix is making me extra cranky. Or maybe people are just assholes.
Wed, 23:27: RT @armiller78: Post-Presidency, Jimmy Carter is eradicating disease in Africa, Bill Clinton is helping impoverished nations & Georg ...
Thu, 11:54: I'm not posting them, but I am writing for National Poetry Month. I may not hit 30 poems in 30 days, but I hope to have some good work.

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2013-04-10T19:00:20Z

Tue, 13:47: What's that saying? "All in the Kool-Aid and don't know the flavor"? Yeah, that's the one. (Today, regret is overtaking relief.)
Tue, 13:59: RT @RachelElanaB: #Black #women make 70� to the dollar #Latina women make 60� to the dollar that men do. Remember that on #equalpayday. ...

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2013-04-09T19:00:24Z

Mon, 15:20: One difficult decision made. Now to see which feeling wins in the aftermath: relief or regret.

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2013-04-07T19:00:27Z

Sat, 23:43: On my way home from hanging at the White Horse, with rockabilly inside, I've stumbled upon surprise drum and bass at Volstead. Nice.
Sun, 00:07: At 36, I can still make the girls in stilettos clear the dance floor. #iliketomoveitmoveit #stoplookingconfused #respectthe2andthe4
Sun, 00:11: We may not be legion, but. #atx http://t.co/JkPbNEKZdZ

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2013-04-06T19:00:26Z

Fri, 21:18: Whisky Shivers at Antone's. http://t.co/0K97qg5NMe
Fri, 22:37: Body Rock at the Sahara Lounge, east Austin. http://t.co/5HC97IT3RP
Fri, 23:18: This part is Austin's sleeper hit. #bodyrockatx http://t.co/WvldnI1Ovy
Fri, 23:42: I am everyday people. http://t.co/7h2oqHnNjv
Fri, 23:46: Time for the Soul Train line and then home. Thank you, Austin, for redeeming a shitty week and hard day.

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2013-04-05T19:00:30Z

Thu, 14:24: RT @MiaFarrow: If cancer came to take me piece by piece, I hope I could summon even a fraction of the grace Roger Ebert showed us, in s ...
Fri, 10:29: This has not been my favorite week.

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2013-04-04T19:00:22Z

Wed, 18:43: RT @iAmChas: I mean I REALLY did want to see Will & Jada nem new film but M. Night Shiitake Mushroom won't play me for the fool agai ...

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2013-04-03T19:00:28Z

Tue, 12:17: Just as I believe trickle-down economics are a myth, so are trickle-down civil rights. Raise the lowest boats, and all boats rise.
Tue, 15:29: No, you can't touch my hair. And you probably shouldn't write about it, either. http://t.co/AKxp7FCP23

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2013-04-02T19:00:31Z

Tue, 10:23: ♫ Needles And Pins - Remastered Album Version – Ramones http://t.co/xIR4Ay1snw #Spotify

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2013-04-01T19:00:36Z

Mon, 11:32: I'm bringing cranky back. (What.)

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2013-03-31T19:00:28Z

Sat, 22:46: Chuck: When you love something, you should set it free. Blair: When you hate something, you should slam a door in its face. -- Gossip Girl
Sat, 23:49: Six years later, still bumping this sick 18-minute DJ set by nick catchdubs on Modyfier's Process Series: http://t.co/rEDc7Rsq47

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2013-03-28T19:00:32Z

Wed, 15:19: I'm not participating in HRC's FB campaign because I don't like HRC's politics. But I'm not criticizing those showing support. We need it.
Wed, 15:25: And there is space for critique of how focusing on marriage marginalizes other issues and on "slacktivism," but see the word "nuanced."
Wed, 16:38: Realizations this afternoon: 1. Even when I was in the SF tech bubble, I wasn't really in the SF tech bubble. 2. I'm in a right pissy mood.

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2013-03-27T19:00:38Z

Tue, 18:31: Super-irritated right now that for the third time, my work iPhone has bricked when iOS is updated. Back to the Apple Store AGAIN tomorrow.
Tue, 21:05: Me: Even though Java's anxiety causes me constant low-level stress, she's my partner. Friend: Did you remember to put the Torture Mat down?
Tue, 21:47: RT @rachnyctalk: This just happened!!! #marriageequality #DOMA http://t.co/73aDOUkhZu
Tue, 21:51: RT @AndyChalk: I'm actually against gay marriage in the US because the longer you Americans dick around, the smugger we Canadians can fe ...
Tue, 21:55: RT @Karnythia: I feel some kind of way about narratives that erase hood made good while prioritizing middle class narratives about poverty.
Tue, 22:09: RT @unwoman: Hey #GDC-attending friends, did you know @mc_frontalot is playing at Ruby Skye tonight and it's free with your badge? I'm h ...
Tue, 22:09: RT @megan_falley: Sometimes Groupon makes me think that my only options in life are yoga and laser hair removal.
Tue, 23:14: April is the cruelest month. Especially when you only have until the 5th to write three new poems for a submission. #gettingmyellioton
Tue, 23:15: RT @zoh_zoh: So I'm reading today's #SCOTUS transcript and Cooper says -- no shit -- the "essential thrust of our argument" and I'm all, ...
Tue, 23:18: RT @zoh_zoh: Scalia suggests a questionnaire at the marriage desk. "Are you fertile or not fertile?" #SCOTUS #transcript #page25

Tue, 23:19: RT @tmbg: OK. Who is going to explain the internet to the Supreme Court?
Tue, 23:21: RT @zoh_zoh: Ginsburg points out that people in prison w/ no chance of ever being released have a fundamental right to marry. #SCOTUS #t ...