Ever wonder why Jewish boys are so fucked up about sex? Ever wonder why they fall for mile-high models from Slovenia who wear those big cold crosses? Ever wonder why they like Chinese girls, Chinese-American girls, Blonde shiksa cheerleaders from Kansas? Or those cool black models who dance like Beyonce?http://www.huffingtonpost.com/erica-jong/next-time-boychick-we-ta_b_83994.html
... The mothers usually run in the other room crying. But they get blamed for it anyway. And Jewish women bear the brunt ever after. Either they marry you and run around with Diana Ross or Beyonce or Naomi Campbell -- or they marry Sandra Oh or Lucy Liu or Yoko Ono and she converts.
Let's forget for a minute that the vast majority of American males are circumcised, only a small percentage of whom are Jewish. Let's forget also that an eight-day-old Jewish boy child is far less likely to remember his "mother, father, grandfathers and grandmothers looking on, teary eyed" during the bris than the majority of girls who undergo female circumcision between the ages of 4 and 10 years. But that's not so big a deal, according to Jong, because "at least women have other things to think about than their pussies -- like children, like politics, like writing."
And apparently I'm not supposed to notice Jong's racist implication that black women are only good enough for extra-marital affairs while Asian women may be lucky enough to actually marry these cultural traitors. I guess I also shouldn't mention the fact that black AND Asian women can actually be Jewish. (In fact, I'm clearly hallucinating my own ancestry, that of several other black Jewish women I know, and the huge number of Ethiopian Jews--perhaps I bumped my head last night and am having an episode.)
Oh, I could go on, but I don't have the time. Maybe when I'm done working and phone-banking for Just Cause and looking for a new home for my dog, I'll spare a moment to fuck with Jewish women by screwing their men. Hey, it's their fault for getting their sons circumcised in the first place. Karma is a bitch, and so am I.
And yes, I'm looking for a new home for Java the Mutt, a home with more than one adult with pit experience (and especially a high-drive one) and ideally people who are home most of the day. Also, a yard would be splendid.