February 3rd, 2010

corset & bougainvillea

fightingtweets

  • 12:26 What up, Tuesday? Oh, by the way--your mom. #
  • 17:17 Eating Oreos despite a cocoa allergy hoping to go into anaphylactic shock and die so that I don't have to deal with this client anymore. #
  • 22:55 Since the six vending-machine Oreos elicited not even a tickle in my throat, my new strategy is "Hey, look--a bus! You're going under it." #
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