|The fuck is wrong with you?
||[Thursday, Feb. 21st, 2008|10:51 pm]
The richest girl in town.
jwz captures my essence:|
2008-02-22 09:21 am (UTC)
Posting pictures with "width=100% height=100%" does crazy-assed things in Safari.
That's what you get for using Safari. You oughta be ashamed of yourself.
Without that, it kills everyone else's page. Everyone else being people who use Firefox, traitor.
I love firefox, but it has become so bloated recently that Safari runs 100% faster on my macs. WTF, Firefox. You have let me down.
2008-02-22 02:40 pm (UTC)
you even look pretty when you look confused!
ps i am way jealous of your nose ring. I want but am chicken poops.
So this was taken the night that Erica Jong pulled up a stool next to you in the bar, right?
That was the last frame before she leaned over and shanked her.
I need to borrow that shank. Some annoying second waver on a listserv to which I belong informed me today that my reluctance to support Hill is okay, because "many women are confused," but obviously the only way to become not-confused is to vote for a woman.
When I politely told her to go fuck herself (I actually told her that condescension is not cool with me and I will call her on that shit when she pulls it), she got all sniffy and passive-aggressive, implying that calling me "confused" was her attempt to be "kind." Because you know how wacked-out and delusional we Obama supporters are! Jeez, we're like Heaven's Gate cultists or something! Pass the Nikes and the purple towels, Barack is gonna take me to the promised land on a comet!
Oh, and she signed herself with the moniker [FIRST NAME] "Been Around Many Blocks" [LAST NAME].
So I signed mine with Kerry "My blocks can beat up your blocks" Reid.
And then I shot her.
1. Anyone who can take me anywhere on a comet gets my vote.
2. Any story that ends in 'And then I shot her.' wins.