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The fuck is wrong with you? [Thursday, Feb. 21st, 2008|10:51 pm]
The richest girl in town.
jwz captures my essence:


[User Picture]From: liquid_siftings
2008-02-22 07:22 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: jwz
2008-02-22 09:21 am (UTC)
Posting pictures with "width=100% height=100%" does crazy-assed things in Safari.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-02-22 10:29 am (UTC)
That's what you get for using Safari. You oughta be ashamed of yourself.

Without that, it kills everyone else's page. Everyone else being people who use Firefox, traitor.
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[User Picture]From: netik
2008-02-22 10:36 am (UTC)
I love firefox, but it has become so bloated recently that Safari runs 100% faster on my macs. WTF, Firefox. You have let me down.
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[User Picture]From: fightingwords
2008-02-22 10:37 am (UTC)
You ain't lied.
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[User Picture]From: browniegirl322
2008-02-22 02:40 pm (UTC)

you even look pretty when you look confused!

ps i am way jealous of your nose ring. I want but am chicken poops.
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[User Picture]From: bravest_unsaid
2008-02-22 02:55 pm (UTC)
You're awesome, the end.
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From: oblomova
2008-02-22 04:07 pm (UTC)
So this was taken the night that Erica Jong pulled up a stool next to you in the bar, right?
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[User Picture]From: creepingivy
2008-02-22 06:38 pm (UTC)
That was the last frame before she leaned over and shanked her.
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From: oblomova
2008-02-22 08:21 pm (UTC)
I need to borrow that shank. Some annoying second waver on a listserv to which I belong informed me today that my reluctance to support Hill is okay, because "many women are confused," but obviously the only way to become not-confused is to vote for a woman.

When I politely told her to go fuck herself (I actually told her that condescension is not cool with me and I will call her on that shit when she pulls it), she got all sniffy and passive-aggressive, implying that calling me "confused" was her attempt to be "kind." Because you know how wacked-out and delusional we Obama supporters are! Jeez, we're like Heaven's Gate cultists or something! Pass the Nikes and the purple towels, Barack is gonna take me to the promised land on a comet!

Oh, and she signed herself with the moniker [FIRST NAME] "Been Around Many Blocks" [LAST NAME].

So I signed mine with Kerry "My blocks can beat up your blocks" Reid.

And then I shot her.
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[User Picture]From: creepingivy
2008-02-22 08:39 pm (UTC)
1. Anyone who can take me anywhere on a comet gets my vote.

2. Any story that ends in 'And then I shot her.' wins.

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