- 04:34 "It's my party and I'll touch it if I want to." -- the birthday boy #
- 10:09 Me: Yay! I get to be a backdeat driver.
@heliocide: There you go, Miss Daisy. #
Wed, 21:54: This morning, my partner Charlie comes into our bedroom with coffee. C: William Shatner-- L: Died. C: He went-- L: To Heaven? I…
Fri, 15:11: Jesus Christ, this whole thread. https://t.co/t6wsZMluvj Fri, 18:09: RT @ propublica: A factory worker didn’t want to call in…
Wed, 13:41: Frances Haugen's former skip-level. https://t.co/cE6UpoiX8M