The richest girl in town. (fightingwords) wrote,
The richest girl in town.
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When God closes a door...

Java goes out the window.

Yesterday, she did it again--the fourth? fifth? time in two weeks.

So, I came home and decided to get Season 4 of the The Wire on her fuzzy little ass. Me + power drill = HAHA! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Or at least not today. I don't have any doubt that my stupid but persistent dog will figure out a way past the screws. But for the moment, at least, I can go to work for hours without her visiting the neighbors.
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