- 06:10 No, seriously. "I'm not famous, but I'm a superstar." "If you ever want to hang to hang upside down, let me know." Um. No. #
- 06:11 Man, I hate BaGG. All I could think when accosted a few minutes ago was, "There's no polite way to pull out my phone and Twitter this." #
- 06:12 In the words of the great rivetpepsquad, why hasn't anyone been thoughtful enough to shoot me yet? #
Fri, 17:34: RT @ poppytheav: Seeing all the cool houses never gets old. 🤩 Can you guess which neighborhoods I’m in? #tellmewithouttellingme…
Fri, 19:50: Why does the Falcon and the Winter Soldier theme song sound like it’s part of the Law and Order franchise?
Wed, 16:22: RT @ evacide: I've got mad side-eye for the people who have the gall to imply that someone got special access to the vaccine…