The richest girl in town. (fightingwords) wrote,
The richest girl in town.
fightingwords

If. Then.

If you don't know what you're talking about? Then shut the fuck up.

Yes, Thursday is shaping up to be full of even more fail than Wednesday was. The stupid burns, man. The stupid burns.

I think I lost my camera with all my photos from Hallowe'en, Day of the Dead, and election night. Today I have to craft a letter that won't burn bridges and somehow be diplomatic when I'm feeling very insulted and disrespected and want to say fuck it, if not fuck you.

BUT! I learned that if one should accidentally get fake blood on a borrowed $400+ silver lame custom-made over-bust corset, then baking soda, a couple drops of water, and a toothbrush will get it out. Thank God. I really do not want to have to pay for a corset that requires lacing down to 18 inches. My kidneys would be very unhappy if I owned that thing. And so would my very broke ass.

Boy, am I going to enjoy class tonight.
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