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I get by with a little help from my friends. [Wednesday, Nov. 19th, 2008|02:12 pm]
The richest girl in town.
Tomorrow, my grandmother's having her right leg amputated four inches below the knee.

Saturday, I'm going with my mother to put down her dog.

In lieu of e-hugs*, please post:

- things that will make me laugh.
- job postings you think I might be interested in and a good fit for.
- submission calls (ideally poetry or short fiction).
- books I should read.


*Feel free, however, to keep us in your prayers. In fact, please do, if that's your thing.

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From: yeloson
2008-11-19 10:24 pm (UTC)
Nothing cheers up my day like slapping a white dude:

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[User Picture]From: keryx
2008-11-19 10:26 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: sparklydevil
2008-11-19 10:33 pm (UTC)

and in other news tonight...

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[User Picture]From: nerak_g
2008-11-19 10:47 pm (UTC)
Crap like this always cheers me up:
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[User Picture]From: mysterc
2008-11-19 10:52 pm (UTC)

and the rest you know

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[User Picture]From: cindymonkey
2008-11-19 10:54 pm (UTC)
it's the puppy cam of joyful doom


*and i'll keep you in my prayers too

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[User Picture]From: mschaos
2008-11-19 11:04 pm (UTC)
I am absolutely keeping you in my thoughts and prayers

and I hope thins might amuse you for a few minutes

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[User Picture]From: savia
2008-11-19 11:04 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: colubra
2008-11-19 11:07 pm (UTC)

serendipitous discovery:

That's even funnier if you neglect to have the sound on and then watch it a second time with the sound on.
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[User Picture]From: liquid_siftings
2008-11-19 11:05 pm (UTC)

Sure, it's a retread...

... but it's a *hilarious* retread:

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[User Picture]From: theaggregator
2008-11-19 11:08 pm (UTC)
I'd like a short story that includes the following themes:
Roses, old gods, cowboy boots.

Also, not sure if you've read it before, but I'm currently enjoying Neil Gaiman's American Gods.
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[User Picture]From: colubra
2008-11-19 11:11 pm (UTC)
This tale of domestic terror always has me crying with laughter whenever I read it:
Some blimps are better off dead.

I'm not sure what your taste in fiction runs towards, sadly! I would recommend Jonathan Carroll's novels highly (especially Bones of the Moon), and John Crowley's Little, Big.

And you hang in there, lady!
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[User Picture]From: i_dreamed_i_was
2008-11-19 11:32 pm (UTC)
Prayers already prayed.

And I know it's an old one, but I just reread The Color Purple (again). Think about it.
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[User Picture]From: fairymere
2008-11-20 12:05 am (UTC)
sending the love and good energy and prayers...

two books i really liked that have stuff about life and loss and death and old folks:
Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen
and The History of Love by Nicole Krauss
both are fiction, narrative style books
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[User Picture]From: heliocide
2008-11-20 12:06 am (UTC)
and now I present you with "The 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches of All Time"

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[User Picture]From: chaouen
2008-11-20 12:13 am (UTC)

you're one of the only things that would get me on lj right now...

for distraction, i love www.thesuperficial.com
for laughs, www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
for books, I'm into Junot Diaz right (latest book is something something Oscar Wao).

for e-hugs, i say fuck 'em. i'd rather get money. (and yes, i'd give you some if i had any).

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