- 18:46 Waiting to get into the CA Academy of Sciences, and here comes Tree Guy. Clearly nowhere is safe from his Muppet fur-covered ass. #
- 20:45 @conditionbronze and I are having our first fight: I hate the mullet-hawk on the DJ at the Academy of Sciences and he thinks it's "awesome." #
- 21:31 It's April--you still haven't cleaned the playa dust off your boots? Hi, I'm Lauren, and I'm a hater. Admitting it is the first step. #
Fri, 15:14: Has the artist behind thisisfine.jpg done an updated version where everything isn't on fire anymore? He should.
Fri, 09:25: RT @ Cruise: "Safe, comfortable, and affordable... like my mittens" https://t.co/LolQn4iOp5
Wed, 12:33: RT @ crissles: i am beyond relieved that trump is out of power and i hope the democrats don't spend the next two years getting in…