The man intends to launch the Great race War singl-handed, apparently.

Well, at least he won't be able to say, "I'm not racist, I'm color blind" or whatever.

He's right. And the reaction to smack the shit out of him if he is in the same zip code as me is inborn too.

Is he still relevant? Damn longest 15 minutes ever.

I don't even get how that makes sense.

The dumb, it is breathtaking.

it's so cute how he's trying to use logic.

*gag*

First: Awesomest icon for this ever.

Second: Buying up the sporting goods stock! WHO WANTS A BASEBALL BAT! WE ARE PLAYING BALL NOW

AND

Oh wait, I can't remember.

is DICK a race????

this is the video I was talking about.

one bus will simply have to have all back seats and the other all front seats

Somebody needs to put the pills on the top shelf, where Rush can't reach them.

Actually can't someone send him the bulk Cost-co sized tub of Oxycontin? Maybe he'll overdose and we won't have to listen to the ignorant moron anymore.

There's always hope!