- Wed, 17:46: RT @pattonoswalt: Hey, don't shit in my mouth and call it a...hey, you know what? Just don't shit in my mouth. Period. Thank you.
- Wed, 17:47: RT @kierstenwhite: "The males in Brave were all plot devices!" GEE. THAT MUST REALLY SUCK TO HAVE YOUR GENDER MARGINALIZED IN A MOVIE. C ...
- Wed, 22:59: The cricket in Java's water dish didn't even have the decency to die. Kicked all the way down the drain. Rude.
- Wed, 22:59: RT @sherilyn: It occurs to me that Walter Jr. probably won't ever get that job at Los Pollos Hermanos.
- Wed, 23:00: RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.
- Thu, 11:44: RT @thinkprogress: Dear @MittRomney: Is an individual mandate a tax? If so, didn't you raise taxes in Massachusetts? http://t.co/simZ7jxe
Wed, 21:54: This morning, my partner Charlie comes into our bedroom with coffee. C: William Shatner-- L: Died. C: He went-- L: To Heaven? I…
Fri, 15:11: Jesus Christ, this whole thread. https://t.co/t6wsZMluvj Fri, 18:09: RT @ propublica: A factory worker didn’t want to call in…
Wed, 13:41: Frances Haugen's former skip-level. https://t.co/cE6UpoiX8M