- Fri, 14:03: RT @BloodandFires: Opposed to equal rights? Look closer at your motives: Aesop to the Right: Why I Believe Bristol Palin @Owldolatrous h ...
- Fri, 14:13: RT @faraichideya: I thought hearing the Buzzcocks in a commercial was jarring. Just heard Ramones on Fox News. ("I wanna be sedated.")
- Fri, 18:03: RT @mxcl: The main problem with the Internet is that everyone can post their opinion on it.
- Fri, 21:11: Note to self: don't toss pearls before swine. It's a waste of pearls.
- Sat, 07:59: RT @deluxvivens: *hollering* “@ANSFreeman Romney/Ryan 2012 = Soundwave/Starscream 2012. Decepticon status #CONFIRMED.””
- Sat, 08:07: RT @dshramek: Now I suppose I'm required to read Atlas Shrugged and The Fountainhead. #veepjokes
- Sat, 08:15: RT @BillCorbett: Wow, I thought for sure Romney's VP would be a Chick-fil-A sandwich
- Sat, 08:16: RT @rebecca_f: Ryan: "our rights come from nature and God." I'm pretty sure they come from a little thing called the Constitution.
- Sat, 08:17: RT @SpacemanQuisp: Sorry, but writing jokes about Paul Ryan just feels so redundant.
- Sat, 08:18: RT @BorowitzReport: Romney: "It's time to transform America, and Paul Ryan and I are both Transformers."
- Sat, 08:18: RT @GeeDee215: RT @kalpenn: This is awful. I was hoping it would be Jindal so I could play him in the HBO movie
- Sat, 08:18: RT @markleggett: If Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan look familiar to you, it's because they're the guys on the boxes of Just for Men�.
- Sat, 08:28: RT @Lady_Serpentine: I did not think the FSM loved me enough to deliver a Romney/Ryan ticket. I was wrong. Bring on the zombie-eyed gran ...
- Sat, 08:35: RT @riaListicprose: Republicans LOVE to blame the unemployment rate on Obama, when they Won't Pass the JOBS BILL. #thesearethedaysofourlives
- Sat, 08:44: RT @sassycrass: Lemme tell you something. When you do borderline unforgivable shit to people and write it off with "Nobody's perfect"? Y ...
- Sat, 09:53: I should just start passing out the Butthurt Complaint Form. It'll save time. http://t.co/Pi6qbhUn
- Sat, 10:04: RT @warrenellis: Paul Ryan selected as Republican VP candidate. Timeline once again fills up with #TRANSMETROPOLITAN references!
- Sat, 10:06: RT @faraichideya: I'd love to hear someone talk about ending the "culture of dependency" on tax breaks for the wealthy or biz loopholes. ...
- Sat, 11:41: RT @BarackObama: FACT: Paul Ryan would cut Pell Grant scholarships for nearly 10 million students even as he gives tax cuts to the wealthy.
