- Sun, 15:20: I've ported my mobile number to Google Voice, so I won't get text messages for up to three days. If you need me, call or email me.
- Sun, 15:40: RT @lanyardtwerk: "That girl was poisoned." –CSI: Bell Biv Devoe
- Sun, 15:42: Last night was a good reminder of why I don't talk to strangers, but at least it inspired me to put my arnis sticks back in the car.
- Sun, 15:45: Threatening me and calling me a "nappy-headed bitch" because I noticed your shoddy understanding of British history seems a bit much.
- Sun, 15:47: So, bamboo sticks in the car again in case someone else follows me to my car yelling obscenities. It's hard to yell with a crushed windpipe.
- Sun, 20:36: "Tupac is unpredictable. He's the friend who sleeps on your couch for six months and then fucks your mom. He's the Uneasy-E." -- JB
- Sun, 21:12: Watching tonight's "The Walking Dead." Glenn is a gangster.
- Sun, 21:13: RT @ponchopeligroso: GOT A DICK LIKE THE REVOLUTION: AN UPRISING LEANIN' HARD TO THE LEFT BUT UNFORTUNATELY TAKING FOREVER TO COME NO MA ...
- Sun, 21:15: Google Voice's voicemail transcription is, how you say?, hilarious.
- Sun, 21:29: Dude. Already? #thewalkingdead
Wed, 21:54: This morning, my partner Charlie comes into our bedroom with coffee. C: William Shatner-- L: Died. C: He went-- L: To Heaven? I…
Fri, 15:11: Jesus Christ, this whole thread. https://t.co/t6wsZMluvj Fri, 18:09: RT @ propublica: A factory worker didn’t want to call in…
Wed, 13:41: Frances Haugen's former skip-level. https://t.co/cE6UpoiX8M