- Fri, 14:57: The problem with running with Java the Mutt is she thinks, "What's the point of this rabies shot if I can't chase squirrels?" and trips me.
- Fri, 16:55: You know what might make up for this afternoon? These shoes. http://t.co/SIg0lF2391 via @Fluevog
- Fri, 21:01: Still my favorite Madonna song. #NowPlaying Holiday by Madonna on #Spotify http://t.co/xwHcEW8HKE
- Fri, 23:55: Ha. I now realize how much I need Sheila E in my music collection because @orbit156 commented that we had a glamorous night. #glamorouslife
- Fri, 23:55: RT @rgay: Affleck's facial hair and hair situation. Goddamn.
- Sat, 00:01: RT @killfaceAsh: I don't do well wit frustration. Somebody almost got hit in the throat.
- Sat, 00:01: RT @killfaceAsh: If u reach to touch my hair, I will cut ur hand off at the wrist. Act accordingly.
- Sat, 00:11: Just remembered the first time I heard "When Doves Cry": on a boom box at a Yonkers playground when my mom was in grad school at Columbia.
- Sat, 00:40: I'm not your lover / I'm not your friend / I am something that you'll never comprehend. #imissthe80s
Sat, 21:36: RT @ nhannahjones: If only I’d done penetrating journalism like, Special Report: Santa is White. Sat, 21:50: RT @ clairecmc:…
Fri, 16:41: The world’s most awkward dog. And spouse. @ Ghost Town, Oakland, California https://t.co/anngYEzdiQ Fri, 17:06: Listening the…
Thu, 16:44: I just realized I haven't been listening to @ NPRCodeSwitch every week like I usually do because I'm in some kinda denial about @…