- Wed, 20:56: "I was on my way down to Miami. I mean, 'They'ami.'" -- Moms Mabley
- Wed, 20:57: RT @Annaleen: Ha! RT @empartridge: gave up on weird boob drawing because it looked like a yip yip http://t.co/31XOIiXr6J
- Thu, 11:27: Pro-tip: while stuck in traffic on the San Mateo Bridge, gesturing for me to roll down my window so you can ask for my number is a bad idea.
Wed, 21:54: This morning, my partner Charlie comes into our bedroom with coffee. C: William Shatner-- L: Died. C: He went-- L: To Heaven? I…
Fri, 15:11: Jesus Christ, this whole thread. https://t.co/t6wsZMluvj Fri, 18:09: RT @ propublica: A factory worker didn’t want to call in…
Wed, 13:41: Frances Haugen's former skip-level. https://t.co/cE6UpoiX8M