- Sun, 19:57: Since Pele seems to have dad's sense of time, maybe starting a new hat will start labor the way lighting a cigarette makes the bus come.
- Sun, 20:30: RT @tristancrane: @fightingwords <3 http://t.co/OsfBvs1Zvt
- Sun, 23:45: Earlier, Java the Mutt escaped from the crate she and Chai share just to prove that kidney disease or no, she's still got it. #houndini
Tue, 23:49: RT @ Cruise: Our next #BlackHistoryMonth spotlight is Lauren Wheeler, a Sr. TPM on the Marketing team. "Self-driving technology…
Mon, 13:36: RT @ arb: meghan mccain's hairstylist......welcome to the resistance https://t.co/xBXtnFg87a Mon, 16:34: RT @ KerryDonovanCO:…
Sat, 10:23: RT @ richardmarx: I’m calling on you to shut the fuck up.