- Sun, 19:57: Since Pele seems to have dad's sense of time, maybe starting a new hat will start labor the way lighting a cigarette makes the bus come.
- Sun, 20:30: RT @tristancrane: @fightingwords <3 http://t.co/OsfBvs1Zvt
- Sun, 23:45: Earlier, Java the Mutt escaped from the crate she and Chai share just to prove that kidney disease or no, she's still got it. #houndini
Tue, 14:13: Only when they're killing people who look like us. https://t.co/mVrEpyWYkr Wed, 08:36: RT @ jonrog1: People mocking 1/6 cops’…
Sat, 21:36: RT @ nhannahjones: If only I’d done penetrating journalism like, Special Report: Santa is White. Sat, 21:50: RT @ clairecmc:…
Fri, 16:41: The world’s most awkward dog. And spouse. @ Ghost Town, Oakland, California https://t.co/anngYEzdiQ Fri, 17:06: Listening the…