- Sun, 19:57: Since Pele seems to have dad's sense of time, maybe starting a new hat will start labor the way lighting a cigarette makes the bus come.
- Sun, 20:30: RT @tristancrane: @fightingwords <3 http://t.co/OsfBvs1Zvt
- Sun, 23:45: Earlier, Java the Mutt escaped from the crate she and Chai share just to prove that kidney disease or no, she's still got it. #houndini
Wed, 21:54: This morning, my partner Charlie comes into our bedroom with coffee. C: William Shatner-- L: Died. C: He went-- L: To Heaven? I…
Fri, 15:11: Jesus Christ, this whole thread. https://t.co/t6wsZMluvj Fri, 18:09: RT @ propublica: A factory worker didn’t want to call in…